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When people ask me, “What’re you doing?”
I make it a priority to provide
a completely honest answer
So I find that rudimentary insult
you just hurled at me before hanging up
uncalled for

Singing Rainbow Connection
while painting my toenails green
on the front sidewalk,
eating a leftover eggroll,
and feeding deli ham to a stray cat
is precisely what I was doing

  1. trixclibrarian said: my grumpy uncle persona is kissing your poetic face!
  2. victim-of-convenience posted this